Humour

Sad after the funeral of a friend, my wife and I ducked into a Chinese restaurant for a pick-me-up.

A policeman pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway.

What room are ghosts not allowed to enter?

Why did the lions move at the end of summer?

How are you supposed to talk in the apple library?

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?

When do bed bugs fall in love?

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel?

What did the light bulb say to the other?

I couldn’t believe the highway department called my father a thief