Humour

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Did you hear about the angry pancake?

Why should you take a pencil to bed?

Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?

Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

What happened when a tap, a tomato, and some lettuce ran a race?

What did one elevator say to the other?

What washes up on very small beaches?