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Dining at the Zoo

Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task.

What Can They Do?

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

Playing Octopus

This guy walks into a bar near a concert hall with an octopus under his arm and says, "I'll bet any of you that my octopus can play any instrument that you give him."

Military Sh!t

An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35-pound pack on his back, 15 lb. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is sh!t"

A Midget and His Horse

This guy who owns a horse farm gets a call from a friend. The friend says, "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, and I'm sending him over."

A Good Team

Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.

Old Rancher

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.