Humour

A beautiful woman has a severe accident

In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God

What has four wheels and flies?

I went to the aquarium last weekend, didn’t stay long.

I can always tell when someone is lying.

I used to be afraid of speed bumps.

Some people pick their nose

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

A man is speeding along the highway at 2 a.m.

A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and going to get married.