Humour

Why did the suspenders go to jail?

Knock, knock!  Who's there? 

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles?

There are three kinds of people in the world.

A priest is out golfing with a nun.

I told my boss three companies were after me

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.

The evening news is where they begin with “Good evening”

Two antenna's are getting married.

I called Shotgun long before everyone else