Whats the difference between spinach and boogers?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
A guest is ordering a meal at a restaurant;
What’s a queen without her king?
When life gives you lemons
There are two theories to arguing with women.
There's no reason to tailgate me when I'm doing 50 in a 35.
Instead of 'single' as a marital status
Just burned 2,000 calories.
My boss said I intimidate my co-workers.