Humour

I once asked Mum how she always knew when I was up to something.

My daughter rang me, furious.

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.

Smaller babies may be delivered by stork

I want to be cremated

A termite walked into a bar

A pig walks into a bar and orders ten drinks.

I’ve learned that saying “oh, this old thing?”

Regular naps prevent old age