Humour

Did you hear about the guy who cut off the left side of his body?

Why cant a nose be 12 inches long?

Why do bees have sticky hair?

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?

I have a fear of speed bumps.

How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Both of ...

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.

Five famous movie lines rewritten with a thesaurus: Here’s being observant of you, child. May the ...