Humour

While they're not the answers the examiners were looking for, we suppose they're not technically wrong!

What did one toilet say to another?

A former Sergeant in the Marines took a new job as a high school teacher.

How do you keep a fool in suspense?

What do cows read the most?

My husband, who is an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking noise when going around corners."

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping away from you?

A new machine came to market, one that slaps those who lie.

After a bumpy take off, a pilot takes the microphone

Two doctors opened an office in a small town.