Joke of the Day

At St. Peter’s Catholic Church in Adelaide, they have weekly husbands’ marriage seminars.

At the session last week, the priest asked George, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

George, replied to the assembled husbands, “Well, I’ve tried to treat her nice, spend some money on her. I took her to Italy for our 25th anniversary!”

The priest responded, ‘George, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please, tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?’

George, proudly replied, “I’m gonna go pick her up.”