Humour

Need cheering up?

Customer in a Boutique; "Could I try the dress in the shop window, please?"

I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday.

A man noticed his credit card had been stolen but he never reported it.

A wife complains to her husband;  “Just look at that couple down the road"

Bill and Bob were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A fellow’s wife went missing. He and his wife had had a big public fight

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a cafe.

A plane is on its way to London when a blonde in economy class gets up

A couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years.