Humour

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it’s tearable.

What do you call a duck that gets all A’s? A wise quacker.

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.

Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a ...

I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was ...

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.

Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike, and a poorly dressed man ...