Need cheering up?
Customer in a Boutique; "Could I try the dress in the shop window, please?"
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday.
A man noticed his credit card had been stolen but he never reported it.
A wife complains to her husband; “Just look at that couple down the road"
Bill and Bob were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A fellow’s wife went missing. He and his wife had had a big public fight
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a cafe.
A plane is on its way to London when a blonde in economy class gets up
A couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years.