Humour

Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee (B) comes after it!

What did the ironing board used to be? A surf board which gave up on its ...

If you’re having trouble finding your dog, try opening the fridge. Guaranteed he’ll be standing right ...

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Child: “Mom, can I get a brother?” Mother: “Sorry, darling. The stork doesn’t bring us babies ...

Boy: The principal is so stupid! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No… Girl: ...

Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them.

Why did the gardener bury all her money? To make her soil rich.

What’s the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll? Seasoning.

What do you say when it’s raining ducks and chickens in September? “What FOWL spring weather.”