Humour

What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings? Any dog, because buildings can’t jump.

I’d tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you’d have to wait two weeks to see ...

Why did the frog take the bus to work today? His car got toad away.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? “Curses! Foil ...

What’s the different between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end ...

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.

A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.” “Why ...

Why do seals swim in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.