Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim."
Humour
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In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples
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Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats
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A child asked his Dad, "How were people born?"
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My wife and I were in town shopping
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A family was having dinner once when the youngest boy asked his father
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A plane carries 400 passengers, but only 200 meals were loaded onto the flight
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A man and his wife are at a restaurant
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A horse walks into a bar.
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A kid is going to his first day of school. He looks worried