What country makes the best winter jackets?
When I asked the glazier how much the new window was,
When it comes to plumbing, there are no doubts...
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a dog?
Why do scissors always win a race?
What do you call a part-time band leader?
I sympathise with batteries,
I didn't mean to push all your buttons,
Why did the poor man sell yeast?
I just dropped a copy of “A Christmas Carol” on my foot.