Humour

At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year

What New Year's resolution should a basketball player never make?

What is a New Year's resolution?

How can you keep a New Year's resolution

A man who had too much to drink

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in.

I love when they drop the ball in Times Square.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. 

What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?