Humour

My wife's birthday is in two days

Four people are on a plane: the pope, the president of the United States, the prime minister of the UK and a schoolboy.

A frog walks into a bank and walks up to the teller

A man finds an old brass lamp on the beach.

I got in line to watch Oppenheimer around lunchtime

A tough old cowboy was counselling his daughter

"Make me one with everything," says the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why did the veterinarian prescribe birth-control pills for dogs?

If I ever decide to buy a horse ranch in my old age