Humour

My wife was standing, looking at herself in the bedroom mirror.

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch.

A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.

Police arrested two kids yesterday

Two men have been lost in the desert for weeks and are at death's door.

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer

I'm not the easiest guy in the world to get along with

I said to a Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"

Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day