Humour

I was so drunk last night.

Got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today.

A British Army Colonel called the sergeant major into his office

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road

Neymar goes into the Brazilian changing room

On my last trip home I found myself in a pub in Cork.

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball

Two medical students were walking along the street

‘I’ve had bad luck with both my wives.

A little silver-haired old lady calls her neighbour