How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Both of ...
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Five famous movie lines rewritten with a thesaurus: Here’s being observant of you, child. May the ...
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, “Five beers, please!”
Which dinosaur knows the most words? A Thesaurus
I have a phone interview today, and someone told me to just be myself. So I’m ...
Why are green beans the most Zen of all vegetables? Because they’ve found their inner peas.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing… It just waved.