Humour

A man is talking to God. “God, how long is a million years?”

A teddy bear is working on a building site.

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages

A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo, stopped by one of the cages.

A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are out on a camping trip.

John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith.

One day on the golf course, a golfer accidentally overturned his golf cart.

We were dressed and ready to go out for a dinner and theatre evening

A child asked his father, "How were people born?"