Humour

What do you use to cut a Roman Emperor's hair?

Why were the Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages?

Why was the baby ant confused?

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

I once asked Mum how she always knew when I was up to something.

My daughter rang me, furious.

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.

Smaller babies may be delivered by stork

I want to be cremated