Humour

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.

Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike, and a poorly dressed man ...

What did the King say when the Queen gifted him a Fool for his birthday “I’ve ...

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.

I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okey.

I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.

One of the shortest wills ever written: “Being of sound mind, I spent all the money.”

Why didn’t the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep? He plugged his electric blanket into ...

I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favourite reptile is.