I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.
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What did the King say when the Queen gifted him a Fool for his birthday “I’ve ...
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okey.
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
One of the shortest wills ever written: “Being of sound mind, I spent all the money.”
Why didn’t the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep? He plugged his electric blanket into ...
I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favourite reptile is.