Joke of the Day

A poor vagabond, travelling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside inn with a sign reading: “George and the Dragon.”

He knocked. The innkeeper’s wife stuck her head out a window.

“Could ye spare some food?” he asked.

The woman glanced at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition. “No!” she said rather sternly.

“Could I have a pint of ale?”

“No!” she snapped again.

“Could I at least sleep in your stable?”

“No!”

By this time, she was fairly shouting.

The vagabond tried again: “Might I please…?”

“What now?” the woman interrupted impatiently.

“D’ye suppose I might have a word with George?”