Humour

What’s the definition of perfect pitch?

What do you get when you drop a piano

You have a moth ball in your right hand

An elderly man called 111 on his cell phone

I was at the petrol station and saw two Police officers

What do you say when comforting a grammar purist?

My two-year-old cousin scared us one summer

A poor vagabond, travelling a country road

A new business was opening

I forgot my cell phone when I went to the toilet