Humour

What kind of crackers do firemen like with their soup?

The banana cake I was making was in the oven when my 16-year-old came into the kitchen where the family had gathered.

The General Managers of Tui, DB, Macs, Monteiths & Speights were at a National Beer Conference when they all went to lunch.

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down the main street.

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

An insurance rep, a sales assistant and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an old oil lamp.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?