Humour

What did the light bulb say to the other?

I couldn’t believe the highway department called my father a thief

I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding my field

What gets wetter the more it dries?

Why were they called 'The Dark Ages'?

What has four wheels and flies?

What do horses say when they fall?

What do you call birds that stick together?

What kind of music do planets like?