Humour

Did you hear about the accident on base?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hatch.

A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, hoping for a bust.

Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork.

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit

A 50-year-old billionaire walks into a pub

The worst pub I’ve ever been to was called The Fiddle.

I used to work in a pub next to a hospital

Two lawyers walk into a pub.