Someone stole my mood ring yesterday
Humour
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I started a new job as a tailor
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Why don’t blind people skydive?
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I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster
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What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
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If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have?
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What do you call stolen cocoa?
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What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?