Humour

Why are retirees so slow to clean out the garage?

A couple drove down a country road

While lying in my hammock, I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence.

A Polish man moved to Ireland and married Mary from Cork.

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day

The president was visiting a primary school

A young woman walks into the doctor’s office, looking distressed.

Bob went to see his doctor about a private concern.

Peter invited his mother to dinner

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car