A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit.
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Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend.
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It was Christmas Eve. Harry and Shirley had returned from an enjoyable midnight mass at their local church. They arrived home and spent a short while relaxing by an open fire before retiring to bed.
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After leaving the navy, a man applied for a job as a fork-lift driver in a soft drink factory.
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
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Why was the robot so tired after his road trip?
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
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What do scholars eat when they’re hungry?
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Why don’t lobsters like to share?
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How did the barber win the race?