Humour

The optimist: The glass is half full

Did you hear about the ferry that barged through a yacht race?

What's black, white, black, white, black, white and finally blue?

How do you get an 80 year old woman to swear out loud?

The inventor of intermittent windshield wipers died recently.

A new recruit joins a pirate ship.

I asked the librarian where the books about paranoia are.

An old woman had two chickens.

Why did the old man fall down the well?

A murderer was secured to the electric chair, about to be executed.