Humour

After I retired, my wife insisted I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store.

A Scot, an Englishman and an Irish man were serving in Nelson's Navy

Last week I was shopping at a toy fair.

A smart young man goes out and buys a Ferrari 360 Spider. 

Three men are on a boat.

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.

As the coffin is being lowered into the ground at the funeral

Dave wanted a job as a signalman on the railways

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce,

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother