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Humour

The Bravest Soldier

Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were having a debate with a Navy Admiral about whose soldiers were the bravest.

The Magician and the Parrot

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

The Ten Most Wanted Men

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board.

Strange

A lawyer named Strange died and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone.

Your Move

A bloke is sat at a bar when he sees a gorgeous woman waiting for her date.

You Win

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of a few boys about 10 years of age, surrounding a dog.