Humour

Why should you never trust stairs?

Why do ducks have feathers?

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

Do you want to hear a construction joke?

Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?

What do dentists call their x-rays?

What did the termite say after walking into the bar?

What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

What job did the frog have at the hotel?

What kind of shoes do burglars wear?