An anthropologist decides to investigate the natives of a far-flung tropical island.
A father came home and asked where his son was. His wife replied that he was downstairs playing with his new chemistry set.
"Hey, Mum," asked Johnny "Can you give me twenty dollars?"
What it really means...
A proctologist walked into a bank.
A man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars.
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain.
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.
A man dies and due to his evil and sinful life, goes to hell.
A man loved living on Staten Island, but he wasn't crazy about the ferry.