Humour

At the very first chance, Bob's friends corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?". Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!".

An American tourist in London was desperate to take a leak. Soon he finds out that some grudges just don't go away.

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

A newly engaged couple were having dinner with the bride-to-be's parents. Things were going smoothly until her father decided to find out a little more about her fiancé.

Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend.

An old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg.

A farmer goes in half with a friend to buy a bull so he can increase his stock.

A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit.

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore.