At the very first chance, Bob's friends corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?". Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!".
Humour
An Old Feud
An American tourist in London was desperate to take a leak. Soon he finds out that some grudges just don't go away.
Less is More
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
Supporting the Family
A newly engaged couple were having dinner with the bride-to-be's parents. Things were going smoothly until her father decided to find out a little more about her fiancé.
A Memorial to Remember
Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend.
Leg Pains
An old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg.
Some Kind of Pill
A farmer goes in half with a friend to buy a bull so he can increase his stock.
One Good Reason
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit.
Wise Old Lady
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
Not What It Looks Like
A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore.