Humour

Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?

Now I’ve become a senior, everything’s starting to click for me

I called the incontinence hotline.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

An older, tired-looking Dalmatian dog wandered into my yard the other day.

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick.

There were four teenagers who played hooky one morning.

The warden catches Frankie leaving the vicinity of the reservoir with a bucket of fish.

A fellow walked into a bank in New York City asking for a loan for $4000 dollars.