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Three Girlfriends

I had three girlfriends, but wasn't sure which one to marry. So I decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

How Did That Happen?

When the nurse was bathing a female patient who had been in a coma for many months, she noticed a reaction when placing a sponge between her legs.

Farm Employees

The Department of Labour claimed a South Canterbury farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

Poor Ed

"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional."

Never Look Back

The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt...

I Like Your Thinking

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

The Mental Asylum

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

Wrong One

An American was on a train going across England and walked through the train looking for a seat.