Humour

Which school subject was the witch’s favourite?

Why was the ghost so tired?

Why are spiders so smart?

What do you call a toothless bear?

What do you call an angry carrot?

What do cows most like to read?

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?

Why is the grass dangerous?

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?