Humour

What did the horse say after it tripped?

What do you call a well balanced horse?

An elderly woman called 111 on her cell phone to report her car had been broken into.

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother

A chemistry professor wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of alcohol

My wife was standing, looking at herself in the bedroom mirror.

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch.

A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.

Police arrested two kids yesterday