Joke of the Day

My wife and I were in town shopping. As we came out of a store, three girls aged between 18 and 20 walked by, wearing cropped tops and short skirts. One of them, a tall blonde, had fantastic, long, toned and tanned legs.

I gently nudged my wife and said, “I bet you wish you still had legs like that!”.

She got really upset with me… In fact I could still hear her sobbing as I wheeled her up the ramp into the next store.