Humour

I said to a Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"

Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day

A man is driving down the highway when he sees a shipping truck wrecked

A young woman was preparing a ham dinner.

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.

A man was bragging about his sister

A woman who suspected her husband of cheating

A new hair salon opened up for business

There's two fish in a tank

Einstein had recently developed his theory of relativity