Humour

A nun walks into Mother Superior's office

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch

A homeless guy is travelling down a country lane

After I retired, my wife insisted I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store.

A Scot, an Englishman and an Irish man were serving in Nelson's Navy

Last week I was shopping at a toy fair.

A smart young man goes out and buys a Ferrari 360 Spider. 

Three men are on a boat.

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.

As the coffin is being lowered into the ground at the funeral