Humour

What is a New Year's resolution?

How can you keep a New Year's resolution

A man who had too much to drink

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in.

I love when they drop the ball in Times Square.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. 

What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?

Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas.

Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down?