Humour

There were four teenagers who played hooky one morning. Upon coming to class in the afternoon, they reported that their lateness was because their car got a flat tire.

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked...

A man walks up to a woman and asks...

When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend.

The city miser was on his death bed, as his last request he asked to be alone with his lawyer, doctor, and priest.

A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office.

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.

A fellow walked into a bank in New York City asking for a loan for $4000 dollars.