There were four teenagers who played hooky one morning. Upon coming to class in the afternoon, they reported that their lateness was because their car got a flat tire.
Humour
The Church Organist
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
Remote Control
"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked...
A Matter of Price
A man walks up to a woman and asks...
Story of a Woman Who Just Turned 47
When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend.
The Honest Lawyer
The city miser was on his death bed, as his last request he asked to be alone with his lawyer, doctor, and priest.
City Council Job
A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office.
Test Results
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
Mint In Box
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
The Millionaire
A fellow walked into a bank in New York City asking for a loan for $4000 dollars.