Humour

What do you call a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? ‎

I went to the coffee shop the other day

A farmer looks up and sees his prized sheepdog running toward him.

Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

What did Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?

Why did the chicken go to the séance?

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

Where are average things manufactured?

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?