Humour

What kind of shoes do burglars wear?

Why wouldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?

Why did the restaurant hire a pig?

Why won’t swords ever become obsolete?

What happens when frogs park illegally?

How do you make a water bed bouncier?

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

What do you call a beehive without an exit?

Why is it cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?