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Free Nuts

A guy walks into a bar and notices he's the only one there, apart from the barkeep, who's on the phone.

Hunting Bears

A Pole and a Czeck go bear hunting. When they don't come back their friend go looking for them.


Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

Date Rape Drug

Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers, and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Strangers on a Train

A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy.

The Pickle Slicer

There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job.

Embarrasing Moment

An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.