Humour

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would go faster

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.

Why are toilets so good at poker?

What does a house wear?

How do you measure a snake?

Why did the bullet end up loosing his job?

Why should you never trust stairs?

Why do ducks have feathers?

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

Do you want to hear a construction joke?