Humour

Why are frogs so happy?

Why was the math book so depressed?

Why did the mummy spider scold the baby?

Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Why do bees hum?

Why did the shopping cart quit its job?

Why do bears hibernate during the winter?

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

I used to be addicted to soap