Humour

The Police arrested two suspicious men in a car park today

Why do blind people hate skydiving?

I used to be addicted to Hokey Pokey

Why don’t ants get sick?

What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?

What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and poorly dressed one on a bicycle?

Why did the old man fall into the well?

I don't trust Elevators.

Do you know what the opposite of lady fingers is?

Two fish are in a tank.