Humour

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do you call a computer that sings?

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Why did the cross eyed teacher loose her job?

What washes up on very small beaches?

Why should you take a pencil to bed?

Why did the robber take a bath?

Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?

Now I’ve become a senior, everything’s starting to click for me

I called the incontinence hotline.