Joke of the Day

After being married for 30 years, a woman asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”

Puzzled, she asks, “What does that mean?”

He replies, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.”

She smiled happily and said, “oh that’s so lovely – what about IJK?”

He said, “I’m Just Kidding.”

The swelling is going down in his eye and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his family jewels.