An elderly woman called 111 on her cell phone to report her car had been broken into.
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother
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A chemistry professor wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of alcohol
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My wife was standing, looking at herself in the bedroom mirror.
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A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch.
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A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...
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Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday
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Two men have been lost in the desert for weeks and are at death's door.
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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer