Humour

On the first day God created the cow.

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house.

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical

A homeless man comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse

What kind of key opens a banana?

Why do the birds fly south for the winter?

What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?

Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?

What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?