Humour

What do you call a burp at the opera?

What happened when the banana store closed down?

How do you catch a steelhead trout?

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Why do bakers make good actors?

How do trees access the internet?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why did the bee get married?

What is the opposite of a croissant?

How do astronauts wash their hair?