Humour

Why was the maths book sad?

How do baseball players stay cool?

Did you hear about the monster with five legs?

What kind of button won’t unbutton?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress?

What kind of crackers do firemen like with their soup?