Humour

What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie?

How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What runs around a yard without actually moving?

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

What do you call a pig that does karate?

My favourite word to say is 'drool'

The guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the brella

Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?