Humour

What do you call a baby monkey?

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

What do you call a ghosts mum and dad?

What do you call a dentist in the army?

Why is Basketball such a messy sport?

When do you stop at green and go at red?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do you call a computer that sings?

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Why did the cross eyed teacher loose her job?