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Humour
Joke of the Day
Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Joke of the Day
Why did the gardener bury all her money? To make her soil rich.
Joke of the Day
What’s the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll? Seasoning.
Joke of the Day
What do you say when it’s raining ducks and chickens in September? “What FOWL spring weather.”
Joke of the Day
Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? She’s having a baby in the spring.
Joke of the Day
Why are trees so forgiving? Because in Autumn they “Let It Go” and in Spring they ...
Joke of the Day
What do you call blackbirds that stick together? Vel-crows.
Joke of the Day
What do you call a priest that becomes an attorney? A Father-in-Law.
Joke of the Day
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? In case she needed to draw ...