Humour

How many chickens does it take to make a pot of soup?

What did the hammer say to the saw?

Why did the cucumber yell for help?

What do you call a bug that never leaves?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What did the attorney wear to work?

Why did the deer get a job?

Why don't ants get sick?

What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

What do you call a dog who’s the life of the party?