Humour

I’m always getting run over by the same bike, same day each month, same place, month after month.

I wanted to tell you a vacuum joke.

“I had a big fight with my husband, I'm coming to live with you."

Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye

We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names.

Need cheering up?

Customer in a Boutique; "Could I try the dress in the shop window, please?"

I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday.

A man noticed his credit card had been stolen but he never reported it.

A wife complains to her husband;  “Just look at that couple down the road"