Humour

How do you identify a dogwood tree?

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

Where does Batman go to the toilet?

What does a pig put on dry skin?

My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

What goes through towns, up hills and down hills, but never moves?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?